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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}

{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}

{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}

{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}

{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}

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{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}

{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

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