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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
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